Joe Coors: not a beer…is he a juicy pork chop?
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he a mojito?
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he a PBR?
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he a yacht?
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he a private jet?
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he Hurley from Lost?
The muse: Joe Coors is not a beer.
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he a mansion?
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he a pile of money?
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he a tasty, nutritious plantain?