Joe Coors: not a beer…is he his brother Pete?
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he a silver spoon?
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he an ice cream cone?
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he a motor scooter?
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he L. Ron Hubbard?
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he the “1%?”
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he a teabag?
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he a tank?
From a reader: is he not a crook?
Joe Coors: not a beer…is he a martini?